Eat a Jar of St. Nicks Dicks 1lb

Attention, pranksters and mischief-makers! Are you tired of telling people to  eat a jar of well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of St. Nick's dicks! Thats right, folks  1 pound of phalluses,  ready to assault  your taste buds and your dignity! 

 Introducing Eat a Jar of St. Nick's  Dicks  the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). This easy-grip jar is packed with more dicks than a  politicians convention, and theyre all sour enough to make your face pucker  like youve just seen your grandma naked. 

 But wait, theres more! These little members are surprisingly versatile: 
  Keep a jar in your pantry for when unexpected jerks drop by 
  Spice up your trail mix (because nuts just arent enough anymore) 
  Fill a candy dish and watch your coworkers reactions 

 So, whether youre looking to sweeten up that special as hole in your life or  just want to be a dick yourself, Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks is the perfect  solution.